My delicate American buttock didn't like this article...but I did

Say what?!  Best intro to a news article I've read in a long time.

"The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners."

There's a lot I don't know about toilet paper...  Read the full article here.